Laziness Cranky will give you the benefit of the doubt that you are just too lazy to speak two extra words. You know how people tend to shorten names, calling somebody named Joseph, Joe, or a Jennifer, Jen, without considering if they prefer the longer name, their actual name. Or perhaps you never noticed Cranky's… Continue reading It makes Cranky cranky to have to repeat himself, Cranky is not a Clown!
Cranky’s seasons have a long tradition of ending on a sour note, so to speak. There was the time that Cranky was playing in Congress Square on a cold Friday evening toward the end of October. A derelict fellow came up and insisted that that he should have a dollar out of Cranky’s bucket. When… Continue reading Equipment Failure – Achievements in the Pathetic.
Cranky was graced by a ton of his fans this morning at the Deering Oaks Farmer's Market. On this uncharacteristically warm October day there was good cheer felt by all. This could very well have been the last appearance of Cranky for 2014. One of Cranky’s mottos is “it’s good to go out on a… Continue reading Cranky’s last day of 2014?
An appropriately pathetic end to Cranky's season: A strong gust of wind toppled Cranky's donation bucket scattering dollar bills to the four winds. Cranky is firmly on-board for conversion to the dollar coin. See you in the spring.