Who dat Cranky?

An out of control calliope cranked by a one-legged, eye patch wearing dwarf in lederhosen. Played while running down a cobblestone street chased by a pack of rabid dogs, after having just been told by his girlfriend, Cheri the Contortionist, that she is leaving him for the Ingmar the Invincible (the Strong Man). All this is channeled through a straight alto saxophone.