Pin-wheel Moxie

Last night a rather round woman wearing a haphazard combination of colored shawls made a bee-line for Cranky. She was holding up a blue and silver pin-wheel, spinning vigorously in the wind, attached to a can of Moxie. Upon her approach and all through her one minute stand in front of Cranky she was lauging rapidly and non-stop, like a stereotypical crazy person in a 1950’s nut-house movie.
Cranky; “Nice pin-wheel”
Crazy lady: “Nice colors.”